The day in the life of nidorino

This is Nidoking! 
This is Nidoqueen! 
Nidoking and Nidoqueen. 
Wartortle Twins.
This is Nidoran! 
Nidorina too. 
Nidoran, Nidorina. 
Two oddities. 
Nidoran is...
A Clefairy...
And Nidorina is...
A Vaporeon!